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happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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In February, we headed to LA to do some work on the album, which was absolutely crazy. It’s a different world out there though at one point I was worried I wasn’t even going to get into the country. All other guys went through passport control fine, then a woman stopped me, called over our tour manage Paul and said: “There’s a problem with him. He needs to go back.” They took me into a room and I thought they were going to keep me there for hours, but thankfully the women who came to talk to me knew who Simon Cowell was and knew I was a band. In the end i was interviewed for an hour about what I was doing there and why I was visiting America. It turned out that my name was flagged up as similar to that of someone they were looking for, so they were just being cautious. I got stopped at customs as well, but again I got through okay as the guy there was really nice. 
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Zayn Malik, Dare to Dream

In case you’re wondering, this is what racism and islamophobia look like

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s. 
- Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

absolute fave

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refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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posted 3 days ago with 592,672 notes
via: pizza   source: wartortles

michaelgclifford:

i dont like 5sos as target employees their legs look very strange and i cant tell what bands they like anymore

posted 3 days ago with 381 notes
via: michaelgclifford   source: michaelgclifford

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
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roserave:

you going to school

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me going to schoolimage

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australiansanta:

the best part about big dogs is they have so much more surface area to pat

posted 6 days ago with 10,075 notes
via: australiansanta   source: australiansanta

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posted 1 week ago with 131,626 notes
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z-v-k:

PLEASE SIGNAL — SEXUAL HARRASSER ON SYDNEY BUSES — TARGETS SCHOOLGIRLS

This is Daniel Cousins. He is a white man in his late 20s / early 30s, brown hair, blue eyes, piercing on left eyebrow, braces. Appears to have some sort of autism. He usually catches the 314 / 316 / 317 at around 8am from Bondi Junction Interchange and then will spend the entire morning doing a circle of the city by bus, looking for girls to groom. He has reportedly also caught the 376 and the 389. He will sit next to schoolgirls and try to talk to them, get information about them, grab them and pull on their clothing. He will move seats throughout his journey to sit closer to girls. He sometimes sits next to girls traveling alone. I first encountered him about 3 years ago and have since reported him along with over ten people from my school. He has sexually harassed girls before. BEWARE OF THIS CREEP!!! If he sits close to you GET THE FUCK OUT!!! ALERT OTHER GIRLS ON THE BUS!!! He’ll act very shy to make you feel sorry for him DO NOT BE FOOLED!!! Please share this so we can protect each other.

PLEASE FILE A REPORT — If you have encountered this man please make a report to the detective working on this case: Louise Rodden at Maroubra Police Station. We are currently building a case against him.

posted 1 week ago with 11,213 notes
via: australiansanta   source: z-v-k